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Saw a guy in central the other day …….the ones that think they can nail all the girls in the building in one go (lol)………wore a baggy low waste duplicate “diesel” jeans I could say it was duplicate because it had “lucky” written on a tag below the back pocket………yes I did look there and no I am not what you are thinking….. I am straight……… well coming back to Mr Stud then he had this Tshirt on with a corny one liner “I think so I am single” ……..now lets think about this statement---- why would a “I know I am cool” guy wear such a thing…..let alone wear what must have gone through the pea that he calls a brain, when he bought the shirt……maybe years and years of rejection and dejection, mental trauma I guess then the pea could not take it anymore the pea decided to stand up for himself get a life and not face dejection anymore so the pea decided to make the owner of the pea pick up the tshirt and flaunt it showing the world I don’t need women/men (we don’t really know his preference here…..do we….all his Tshirt said that he was single) in my life anymore I will stay alone and think (lol)….now coming to the real meaning of the statement ……what it really means is that I am so freakin ugly that not a single guy/girl would even look at me so this is like my last option please do look at me I am single with a sense of humour…..look at my tshirt I have sense of humor that to a good one……and did I mention that I am single because yes I am I have it on my tshirt as well…please please feel sorry for me…………now that’s what the tshirt really means…….next time you see a guy like that you can have a good chuckle thanks to this blog :)